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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Gays, Jews, Blacks, Men, Women, Hungarians, Scooter, Hillary, Obama

Sometimes you can have it all. The newsies are chomping - so many salacious stories. So little room on paper. Too much room online. What to do?

Gossip. Lie. Campaign. Say naughty things about sex.

While the world ponders the insignificance of Ann Coulter, as conservatives cheer her on for saying what they wish they could, and liberals decry her even though they do not care, the sun sets.

And Scooter Libby has been found guilty of a litany of things. That's more serious than Ann Coulter's poopy talk. The most serious is that, essentially, he was found lying and obstructing a leak investigation.

Another day.

Turn the screw another notch, please.

Covering the racial demographics, parsing people into subgroups and statistical possibility, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are becoming quite the duo. Last week, blacks. This week, Jews. I have not seen her agenda, but I think they'll work their way to Hungarian Americans, undereaters, fans of cartoons, and men. Scheduled also (and this is certain) are women and gays. No word on Ann Coulter's involvement.

Hillary Clinton Calls on Women to Help Her White House Campaign
FOX News - 4 hours ago
WASHINGTON — Democratic front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton called Tuesday for the majority of voters — women — to help her break the nation's highest glass ...
Hillary Clinton launches drive for women's votes WZZM
Hillary Clinton Campaign Organizes Pro-Abortion Women's Network LifeNews.com
Hillary Clinton Pledges White House Partnership with Gay Activists KTTC
Bgay.com - San Diego Union Tribune
all 241 news articles »

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to speak to Jewish group
American Federalist Journal - 8 hours ago
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are both scheduled to speak to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee Monday. We just can't wait to hear Hillary's ...
Clinton-Obama Race Inspires and Divides Black Voters and Generations ABC News
Obama, Clinton turn civil rights marches into campaign event Turkish Daily News (subscription)
Is Hillary Steaming on the Titanic? RealClearPolitics Blog
National Ledger
all 998 news articles »

Libby Found Guilty in CIA Leak Trial
Forbes - 1 hour agoBy MICHAEL J. SNIFFEN and MATT APUZZO 03.06.07, 5:44 PM ET.
Once the closest adviser to Vice President Dick Cheney, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was convicted Tuesday of lying and obstructing a leak investigation that shook the top levels of the Bush ...
Libby Convicted on Most Counts WCBD-TV
Bush Accepts CIA-Gate Verdict Prensa Latina
San Francisco Chronicle - Yahoo! News - Daily News Journal (subscription) - Los Angeles Times
all 1,510 news articles »

Controversial Columnist Draws Fire for Anti-Gay Slur
ABC News - Mar 5, 2007 - By TAHMAN BRADLEY, Political Unit. March 5, 2007 -
Conservative bomb thrower Ann Coulter's lashing of 2008 ...
Washington Post - Huffington Post - Scripps News
all 367 news articles »

Eat Hungarian food tonight. Find a Hungarian restaurant
Ann Coulter? All Ann Coulter's books are here on Amazon.com.
The other
Howard Stern?

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