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Monday, March 12, 2007

They're All Bums

An assorted, sordid bunch of chumps are looking at the White House for their next job. With minimum wage getting stronger, I think it is safe to presume jobs will be adequate, no matter what happens. There's always Wal-Mart.
  • Hillary not admitting she was wrong about Iraq
  • George thinking he was right about everything
  • Rudy's been through women than men on Craig's List, and only a few less than Bill Clinton
  • Newt thinking he's righteous (if you don't count the affairs)
  • Barack thinking he's hip
  • McCain thinking he's Republican (except, sort of, on certain certain days, when he's independent)
  • Kerry thinking he matters ("I'm not Bush")
  • Edwards thinking he's Jesus, but hires Catholic bashers

(Just posted this on Craig's List, and thought it deserved to be here.)

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